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Bummer about your job but congratulations I’m sure you just won yourself a reality show on Animal Discovery TLC History Planet Channel.
We just need you to wrestle at least one shark a week. Cool? Cool.
Meanwhile in Asia of the Day
This is a picture from a “potato party,” the latest weird craze that’s been sweeping across Korea and Japan which involves going to a McDonald’s restaurant and feasting on an absurd amount of french fries right then and there. Earlier last week, several South Korean adolescents were reportedly booted from the fast food restaurant after purchasing more than $250 USD worth of the fried potatoes, but not before snapping several photos that subsequently went viral online.
I like it. Simple. And tasty
Please paint me Rene from Allo Allo sat next to Bebop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the face of comatose giant Dean Gaffney (felled by two entire bottles of Disarrano) each glumfully eating spoonfuls of Brasso as they watch a live Sky news story detailing the death of Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe? The background should be very remiscent of the opening credits of Saved By The Bell, and Rene should be wearing a t shirt that indicates that he likes Camembert.
Please paint me Morrissey eating a horse.
Disney recently filed a patent for a Floating omnimover ride
US 20130025491 A1
A floating omnimover ride with high capacity throughput and enhanced control over speeds of passenger boats. The ride includes a water containment structure with spaced apart sidewalls defining an elongated guide channel that defines a loop-shaped ride path or circuit. The ride includes a volume of liquid contained in the guide channel to a desired depth. The ride also includes a chain of passenger boats floating in the liquid contained in the guide channel. Each of the boats is linked to the two adjacent boats with a connecting link such that the chain of boats is a continuous loop. The chain of boats has a length that is approximately equal to a length of the ride path, and during operation of the ride, the boats in the chain are moved along the loop-shaped ride path at a predefined rate by a pump station moving the liquid in the guide channel.
This looks really cool, but oh my god, with how long it takes people to figure out how to get into a regular omnimover, it would take them forever to climb down into an omnimoving boat. People take YEARS to get into Small World boats. Combine that with the fact that the vehicle doesn’t stop and you have yourself an attraction that has to be ridestopped every 2.5 seconds for people who don’t get in quick enough.
This looks awesome, but no, this would break some guest’s brains.